


because for me, if a grumpy, ex football player, who looks like clark fucking kent did all the things that aaron did to catalina do to me where he bought her not 1, not 4, but 5 fish tacos, knows all about you because he listens, not a ho- i repeat NOT A HO because he's "saving it for someone who's worth it", tries to learn spanish for you and your family, and is willing to travel across the world with you just to pretend to be your fake boyfriend without expecting anything back?Īnd this is saying a lot because i'm a picky bitch with high standards. and honestly, from the very beginning it's definitely obvious that the dude is in to her but Catalina is too oblivious to know because she's blinded by her one-sided hatred and unfortunately, this annoyed the hell out of me not gonna lie.īecause first of all, i have one question for the heroine: HOW ARE YOU NOT IN LOVE HUH? i mean, the first line of this book was Aaron saying, "i'll be your date to the wedding" and i KNEW- i just knew this man is simping. I knew from the very first page that Aaron was in love with her. Why is this the most important thing in this book you ask? because KHALEESI DOES DESERVE BETTER!! but anywho.

love it when fictional characters telekinetically share the same brainwave as me when it comes to my nonfictional opinions. Didn't Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name deserve better than that?" In the same way that I haven't forgotten David Benioff and D.B. So yeah, this was a cute slowburn book and honestly? it made me feel single so if a book makes you feel like this, you know it's cute.įirst and foremost, we're gonna talk about the most important thing in this book: so, she lied to her family and told them she has a boyfriend and lo and behold, her rival coworker, Aaron Blackford (H), offers himself up as her fake date for her sister's wedding. ↳ ok so Catalina Fernandez (h) needs a fake date to her sisters wedding because, as it turns out, the groom's brother is her ex, 6 years before she moved to nyc, and that relationship is the reason why she has trust/commitment issues. ⭒ unrequited love // the dude was in love with the oblivious girl ⭒ one-sided enemies to rivals to semi-friends to lovers ⭒ banter + slowburn // almost mariana zapata type of slowburn if you know what i mean ⭒ office romance // similar to the the hating game This book has the biggest "you wish that was you huh" energy.ĭo i wish that i have a coworker who looks like clark kent who is secretly in love with me and is willing to be my fake boyfriend at my sister's wedding in Spain because my ex is engaged and i don't want my relatives to feel pity, who would buy me 5 fish tacos even though i asked for 4 fish tacos, smuggles doughnut for me, whose favorite movie is Up, and is the definition of ride-or-die?
